Pascal's Wager
- the conclusion that it's best to believe Jesus loves you so he doesn't fuck your shit up.
- apologetic technique everyone thinks they invented.
- popular method used to trick God into believing you're a true Christian.
Update 7/19/2012. I'm going to start dedicating this page to all the people who invoke this silly wager at me or in my direction.
Dedicated to…
- Candi Brewer McGehee, 7/19/2012.
- Deborah Belden, 7/21/2012.
- Name Witheld (private message to me), 8/28/2012.
- Jonathan Simon, 9/19/2012. (Someone else called him an ignorant fool.)
- Neil Alexander, 9/24/2012. Neil was particularly colorful, and he had a nice way of not pushing his personal beliefs on me.