Tuesday, October 30, 2012

Christian Dictionary: Big Bang Theory

(With Deity Shmeity's Grundy, The Prime Rib Mover.)

Big Bang Theory

  1. scientific term for that "in the beginning" stuff in Genesis.
  2. another nuisance that's getting harder and harder to deny, therefore...
  3. proof that the Kalām cosmological argument is better than that stupid, plain old cosmological argument.
  4. cosmic caused-cause caused by uncaused-cause, just because.
  5. television show for nerds.