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And God said, "Let the waters bring forth shitloads of living creatures, and let the birds fly above the earth across the dome of the sky. But let not the birds fly into the dome and scratch it."
So God made the great sea monsters and every kind of sea creature that moves. And for every kind of sea creature, God made a larger kind of sea creature to eat it. And God created the great Blue Whale to eat the sea monsters. But the great Blue Whale was a pussy and only ate krill.
And God created every winged bird of every kind. The switch from sea creature to bird was not without adversity. The first bird would not fly, but found great delight in swimming. So God called the first bird Penguin, which means Stupid Bird. And God created the Sea Lion to eat the Penguin.
God saw that it was good. And the Sea Lion saw that the Penguin was good.
God blessed the sea life and the birds and said, "Be horny and fuck unceasingly, for there is an abundance of earth and sea to fill."
And there was evening and there was morning, the fifth day.
|Weeeeee!!! Again! Again!|