Wednesday, September 7, 2011

Joe Nowicki Booyah Translation

Facebook friend Joe Nowicki is versed in Booyah, and particularly adept at translating Bible verses. Here's an example:

Leviticus 15:18, NRSV


If a man lies with a woman and has an emission of semen, both of them shall bathe in water, and be unclean until the evening.

Leviticus 15:18, Joe Nowicki Booyah Translation (JNBT)

Joe Nowicki

If a honky ass high fives with a rock em' sock em' robot and has a skeet skeet of kool aid, both of them shall skiddely bop in pimp juice, and be Bill O'Reily until the evening.

This could open up The Word to a whole new world of people that I don't understand.