Facebook friend Joe Nowicki is versed in Booyah, and particularly adept at translating Bible verses. Here's an example:
Leviticus 15:18, NRSV
If a man lies with a woman and has an emission of semen, both of them shall bathe in water, and be unclean until the evening.
Leviticus 15:18, Joe Nowicki Booyah Translation (JNBT)
If a honky ass high fives with a rock em' sock em' robot and has a skeet skeet of kool aid, both of them shall skiddely bop in pimp juice, and be Bill O'Reily until the evening.
This could open up The Word to a whole new world of people that I don't understand.